Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Who the hell reads this thing anyway?
So I’ve had this little blog here since the Cincinnati City Council election of 2007, hadn’t touched it for a year, it’s not really linked anywhere, haven’t promoted it, pretty much left it to die on the subdomain on the Cincinnati Beacon server, until i decided to resuscitate it last week. Yet it keeps getting hits - around 42,000 now, about a thousand last week. Just wondering, who the hell is reading this? Pipe up, ya’ll.
I’ve been following this election pretty closely, especially over the summer when there aren’t any real sports on - and don’t give me that “baseball is a real sport” crap. I don’t want to hear it. If baseball is a real sport, then so is croquet. While I’m at it, apple pie isn’t that good. I mean, it’s ok, but there are far better pies out there. Also, communism is underrated.
Anyway, whatever happens this election, all 4 of these candidates will be an upgrade to our current situation. Even though VPILF Candidate Palin is somewhat of a Bible-thumping theocrat, who, as shown in this video clip, believes that God wanted our government to decieve the public as well as many other branches of itself, in order to start an unnecessary war under false pretenses, costing about a hundred thousand lives (but who’s counting) and upwards of a trillion dollars.
Hell, the Lord works in mysterious ways. Sarah is even making a bold political statement by sending over her own son to fight in God’s War. If he gets shot, that’ll clinch the election for sure! Take one for the team, Track!
God’s War. The Muslims will love that. If there’s one thing that will ramp up recruitment for Al Queda, it’s the belief that they’re fighting a holy war against an army of Crusading Christian Infidels. Then it’s back to the Middle Ages. Holy war, baby!
