Monday, May 07, 2007
The Vast Right/Left Wing Conspiracy
Sorry for the lack of noise over here for the past week, but entrance to our blog has been blocked by a vast conspiracy of ultra-conservative-right-wing-religious-extremists and extreme-left-wing-communo-fascist-liberals, working together to hold back the Social Ironist Party through computer hackery. But now we’re back, and freedom shall prevail. A lot of the powers that be are rightfully scared for their political jobs now that they’ve witnessed the blossoming S.I.P, and they’re willing to do anything to hold us back. But do not fear, children, the S.I.P is here with a message of hope, inspiration, sunshine, ice cream and ponies. Let it be known that all who oppose us also oppose joy and general goodness, and in all fairness can be considered hate-mongering abortionists. If that doesn’t describe you, you should support the S.I.P, it’s an easy choice if you ask me.
