Thursday, May 10, 2007
the ringer
The Social Ironist Party is pleased to welcome a new addition to our campaign staff. His name is The Ringer. We’ll only bring him out when we really really really need to win an argument. When this time comes, he shall come out and argue you into a metaphorical chokehold before retreating to his mysterious hide out. Meanwhile, Holbrook and I can focus on what we do best, which is playing mini golf and eating jelly beans.
In other news, I dropped off my membership check with Joan at the Charter Party today. (Yeah, I know, I said I’d do it a month ago, but you’ve got to understand that this universe runs on my time, and as far as I’m concerned, pretty much revolves around me. If you don’t believe me, I have a poem that proves it.) Now I’m anxiously awaiting their response.... am I cool enough to be a Charterite? We’ll find out soon. If I don’t get an acceptance letter by 9 a.m. tomorrow I may have to start an angry letter writing campaign, because I refuse to put up with their slothfulness. When I want an answer, I want my answer now, goddamn it, cuz I’m an American and Americans have the right to get whatever we want, when we want it.
9 more inalienable truths like this and I’ve got a brand new bill of rights just for you, you lucky, lucky children!
Oh yeah - 2 Night Stand show tomorrow (Friday May 11) at East End Cafe in Columbia-Tusculum. Check out our tunes at http://www.2nightstandband.com
