Tuesday, June 12, 2007
My Resignation
Today I announce my resignation from the Sean Holbrook for Cincinnati City Council Campaign Staff.
Due to in-kind contribution limits that get in the way of potential Social Ironist Party corporate sponsorship deals, I am no longer associated with the Sean Holbrook campaign. I am, however, throwing my support behind a new candidate, a fictionalized cartoon character created by The M Graphics named Shawn W. Holbrook, pictured here:
Shawn W. Holbrook is not to be confused with real-life city council candidate Sean Holbrook, the larger-than-life, womanizing comedian who is also running for Cincinnati City Council. Also note that Sean is running on the Social Ironist Platform, which is an entirely different entity from the Social Ironist Party. The Social Ironist Party offers all candidates and advocacy groups the opportunity to express their views and get their message out through our unique multi-media infotainment marketing campaign. If Sean should decide to tag along with the Social Ironist Party’s extensive shameless promotional campaign, that is his right, as it is the right of all candidates running in this pony race for Cincinnati City Council.
Please note that campaign finance laws no longer apply to myself or the Social Ironist Party, and the Board of Elections no longer has any jurisdiction over any S.I.P activities. I’ll do what I want, bitches.
