Monday, May 28, 2007
Happy Memorial Day
Happy Memorial Day, America and Cincinnati!
The Social Ironist Party would like to take this opportunity to call on all war veterans to please donate their purple hearts, silver stars, and any other military decorations to candidate Holbrook so we can pin them to his chest and make him a hero to the voting public. Your support and service to Candidate Holbrook are greatlly appreciated.
Also, make sure you link this blog and send it to all your friends, in the hopes that it will reach Ann Coulter, who will then agree to have dirty, dirty sex with me, The Singing Press Secretary. Thank God for the 6 degrees of separation.
