Sunday, September 30, 2007
going negative
Last night (my birthday), I spent about two hours yelling at Holbrook. My basic point was this: “What are you doing??!! Stop your slacking and getcher ass out on the campaign trail. I don’t care if you have cancer, quit being such a pussy and get over it. We’ve got a city council seat to win.” I’m not quite sure how I managed to stretch this 14 second diatribe out to two hours; probably a combination of swearing, threats , angry pacing, sarcastic mocking and my impersonation of Holbrook, the whiney little 12 year old girl with cancer. As testamount to my great management skills, he got the point and agrees that he needs to get back to campaigning.
We plan to focus primarily on negative campaigning. People tell me this strategy hasn’t worked in past local elections, but we’re here to rewrite the entire political rule book. You see, we can slander and attack everyone, yet still maintain the moral high ground because Holbrook has a feaking brain tumor and can you imagine what that’s like? Jesus, have some compassion.
