The Social Ironist Party

This Town Needs An Enema

I have been playing it low key lately, staying out of the public eye as much as possible. Sitting alone in my room plotting and resting, much like a bear hibernating for the winter.
I have been storing up energy for today, June 1st. Today, the day that I officially start on the campaign trail, a trail that will lead me into ALL Cincinnati neighborhoods. I am going to act as a high speed human colonic, waking city residents up to the truth, of what the ultra-wealthy have done to the cities poorest and weakest residents.
Im going to give it my all to flush the shit out of Cincinnati’s local government, with the help of Dave’s guitar skills and de-virginizing smile.

Saturday June 2, I will be giving a historical speech to an audience at the Esquire Theatre at 11:55 pm.

So say it with me, “CINCINNATI NEEDS AN ENEMA.”

Sean, please rank the following in the order of your preference:

- Batman
- Prince
- Nicholson
- “ER”
- (write-in)

Batman
Nicholson
Then the list ends,
My inspiration is all Joker.
Though D.C did a really good comic adaptation of the Batman movie, they opted to leave the best line out.
To do the line the justice it deserves, I am changing my slogan from, “Cincinnati deserves better” to “Cincinnati needs an enema”
Because there is some shit that needs flushed out of local politics.