The Social Ironist Party

R.I.P, Jerry Falwell

I’m heartbroken to learn that great American televangelist Jerry Falwell passed away today. 

Stay strong, America!  Don’t worry, soon another self-righteous blowhard will come along to get rich off of instilling the fear of hell into ignorant people while using religion for political manipulation. 

I’m not a betting man, because Falwell taught me that gambling is immoral, but if I were I’d put my money on a full blown Falwell resurection.  A road trip to Lynchburg for the funeral may be in order - even if I don’t get to witness Jerry rising from the grave, I can still get in one last good-luck flick of the chicken goblet of fat that hangs off his neck.