Naked Cowboy for President?
I’ve had a few good talks with the legendary Naked Cowboy, and I’m pleased to announce that he is now a Social Ironist Party supporter. Naked has the vision to recognize our party platform for it’s true essence: the highest level of truth and honesty obtainable in politics. You see, we recognize the fact that politics are driven by ego and a personal quest for power, fame, and fortune. Other politicians will try to pass themselves off as “public servants” as they discreetly peddle influence to the highest bidder. Not us. We’re also selling political influence to corporate sponsors, but we’re going to make it worth their while by getting them more coverage and brand awareness than Ronald McDonald on meth. The S.I.P coupe will go down in history as a case study in creative writing, performance art, guerilla marketing and political science. We’re bringing self-reflection into the system, and I assure you it will never be the same.
While the details of our partnership are still in the works, the possibilities are endless: an added element of S.I.P political docu-drama-comedy on Naked Cowboy reality TV? Fundraising Dinner Entertainment Extravaganza Campaign Events, benefiting our partner charities as we become the most celebrated philanthropists of all time? A 2008 presidential campaign?
Lines and boundaries are meant to be crossed, and we look forward to stomping all over them with the Naked Cowboy’s larger-than life sized boots. You can check out his impressive array of work and talents at www.nakedcowboy.com .
