Happy Birthday, America!
Happy 4th of July everybody. and I do mean everybody, because for me it isn’t enough that we only celebrate 4th of July here in America. It’s my opinion that every nation in the universe should be celebrating the birthday of our great, great nation.
Beat that for patriotism, Anyone Else In Politics.
In fact, I’m so patriotic I think we should march through other countries, wave our flags of red white and blue and feed the natives hotdogs until they agree to love us and repeat our pledge of allegiance. Then they’ll also start praying to their Gods to bless America.
In all seriousness though, while the American Dreamscape is among the shiniest the world has ever seen, the current American Dream is unsustainable. We must all fundamentally change the way we think, consume, govern, develop and function as a society if we’re going to save it. I think we can do it though, because we humans have a knack for innovating – well some of us do. Others have a knack for upholding a status quo that works out comfortably and profitably for themselves, even if it impedes upon both progress and other peoples’ peace. These people need to get out of the way and keep their fucking mouths shut, and the Social Ironist Party is here to help them do that.
America, please note that innovation and creativity come from looking at the world from multiple perspectives and through multiple lenses, from combining things in new ways, and from a willingness to embrace things that are different. The Social Ironist Party is here to teach America that, while creating a shinier and more sustainable American Dream.
In other news, I’d like to take this opportunity to announce my newest initiative. Being that it is my goal to produce as much art as possible as efficiently and effectively as possible and sell it for as much money as possible while playing shady and manipulative pr and marketing games to artificially inflate its value, I hereby announce the start of my collaborative art project. With this, I’m basically reaching out to two types of people: 1) artists who can co-produce quality pieces of art with the above goals for a 50-50 split of the proceeds, and 2) celebrities/marketing geniuses, who even if they only have enough talent to draw stick figures or maybe get drunk and piss on a piece of canvas while I do all the work, have the fame/marketing ability to still move product. Both types of people, and any combinations, please be in touch.
Anyway, Happy Birthday America. Here is a bithday card from me, although for some reason the internets take away some its scan quality:
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