Wednesday, October 10, 2007

An Open Letter to the Klu Klux Klan

Dear Grand Dragon Robb and the Ku Klux Klan Executive Staff,

I’m writing to request that 7 incumbent members of Cincinnati City Council receive the honor and recognition they deserve for their work in furthering the mission of the KKK.  Council people John Cranley, Chris Bortz, Leslie Ghiz, Cecil Thomas, Chris Monzel, Jeff Berding and Laketa Cole all voted in favor of anti-marijuana ordinance CMC 910-23.  Through selective enforcement in pre-dominantly black urban areas, this law has resulted in arrests at a rate of six minorities for every white person, despite statistics showing similar rates of marijuana usage. 

Especially deserving of commendation is Councilman Cecil Thomas, who has worked tirelessly to push this racially oppressive bill through the legislative process despite being black himself.  Cecil has unflinchingly defied both logic and crime statistics counter to his position to further your cause, and for this should be awarded the high honor of a Klan Trophy. 

I thank you for your time and hope you will consider giving our city government the recognition it deserves.

Sincerely,
The Singing Press Secretary

Posted by The Singing Secretary on 10/10 at 12:11 PM
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