About
Welcome to The Social Ironist Party - come join our Circus. I mean Campaign. We take the ART of POLITICS to its ILLOGICAL, SURREALISTIC EXTREME. Let our satire be a mirror for the American people to look into and say, "What the fuck is wrong with our political system???!!!! Honestly. Is it really for sale???!!! How does incompetence always rise to the top??!!! I mean, fuck! Are those politicians really spouting off hyper-patriotic, pandering-p.c. bullshit that means nothing again? Honestly, is this conversation happening??? Is that Talking Head really saying that???? Jesus -I mean, fuck!!!! No really, FUCK! That's the stupidest fucking comment I've ever heard in my life. Jesus. Sweet Jesus, save us all." While this may not be the exact line of thought that goes through your head, the important thing is that you're thinking, which is good. If you don't like thinking, you probably won't like the Social Ironist Party, which is fine by us because you're probably an IDIOT and we don't want you in our party anyway. That's right, you heard it here first: Social Ironist Party supporters = smart. Non-supporters = Idiots. Later sometime I'm going to turn this bullshit into Miami University and get a Master's Degree. That's not approved yet, but if they don't let me I'll throw a fucking fit. Stay tuned as the Social Ironist Party storms to the top of Cincinnati and then National politics like a freight train, if freight trains can in fact storm.